You know, between the spousal and child abuse on a private jet and selling a winery to a Russian oligarch, I’m beginning to believe that celebrities really aren’t like us!

*Ahem*
“What?”

Slight double take at Rifkin’s Festival, because for a moment I thought you meant Rifkin’s Dilemma, George St. Geegland’s unfinished novel about the boyhood of a guy named Rifkin who jerks off all day long. 

Take your star, god damn you. 

They wanted your dad to pay to be their guinea pig?? That is some grade A bullshit right there.

Glad to hear it. My mom has been diagnosed with Hodgkins and non-Hodgkins lymphoma on three separate occasions. Thankfully, she’s been in remission for the past 8 years. The chemo routines were pretty harrowing and not improved by her having to argue with her insurance provider to cover the treatments while she was in…

Honestly, Avengers 2 would’ve been much more fun if it was just Ultron shit-posting about Tony Stark.

I love just about everyone involved in this, but a queer comedy written by two cis hetero people and starring two cis hetero people makes me a little squeamish. 

This show looked like a shitty Sorkin-wannabe when it first premiered. But it has such a stacked cast. Is it any good?

This news has got me more riled up than a picture day Jessica.

I like the stand-alone stories best myself. (“Fables & Reflections” is my favorite collection.) I do hope we see some callbacks to those arcs, especially as they contain some of the series’ best characters. (Hob Gadling? Hello???) That said, it would be great to see “Seasons of Mists” adapted in a future season (🤞🏼).

That’s amazing. 

I believe they’re employing a form of expression known as “sarcasm”. 

That’s one of the best moments in the film, IMO. The contempt with which he tosses the money on the ground... so perfect. 

I find him to be so hit-and-miss. Sometimes I think he’s quite good. Other times I think he leans too hard into the very soft and then TREMENDOUSLY LOUD weirdo thing. His performances feels scattered and disingenuous to me.

A few of the things I haven’t liked him in:
“The Extra Man” (Admittedly, this whole movie is a…

“When a young man’s perennial crush leads him into an unexpected threesome, he thinks it’s his ultimate fantasy come true. But when the fantasy ends, all three are left with sobering real-world consequences, forcing them to take responsibility for their actions—even if it means compromising the lives they’ve always…

Let’s figure this out right now: Is Paul Dano a good actor?

Vince McMahon??? Misconduct???!!! Get the FUCK outta here!!!!

CASTING DIRECTOR: This role calls for a faceless, semi-working class everyman.

“Let Evel Knievel get ON the plane! I’ll stay inside with you nice people in uniform.”