No, anonymous grey desperately seeking attention by shitposting on a third-tier entertainment website’s message board. You are!

Cool, cool. This is fine. Great to keep it on-brand with little uncalled-for transphobia after an upsetting incident. Stay classy, asshole.

Please: more shows about teens experiencing life-changing joy BECAUSE of their queerness, rather than IN SPITE of it.

“Nova Prime! Galactus is about to devour the planet and—”

What the fuck, God?! You take McDonald, Saget, and now Anderson away from us. Meanwhile Larry the Cable Guy remains untouched!

I saw the picture of Mel Brooks and immediately thought it was an obit. Gonna need a lot of sleep to get over that panic attack.

There’s always money in banana t-shirts. 

#IStanCareysHole

I mean, it doesn’t get any better than Molly Shannon’s delivery of the line, “Jesus Christ,” in the last episode.

Yes!! I made that same analogy when it became clear that Trump would be the Republican nominee in 2016!

Eesh. That’s a drag. The teasers for this season were pretty cringe-inducing. Honestly, I feel like the show started going off the rails when they introduced the weird secret society plot line in season 2. (Unpopular opinion: I actually like season 3 a little better than 2 because they dropped that plot line after one…

Let’s hope this calms down before things get too hairy.

Take your damned star, you beautiful son of a bitch.

I’d be interested in learning more about this. How much does lobbying by these groups trickle down from the cc companies and affect user generated content?

Uh... have you met Conor?

I mean, Jackie has a toothpick and wears jeans. Lazlo doesn’t. How could you possibly confuse the two?

Also, technically only ONE of those trees should be lit up. Why would Telperion be lit up at the same time as Laurelin? They’re supposed to differentiate between night and day! Do the showrunners think Aule and Yavanna were high when they made the fucking things???

Bitch, you know damn well that the First Age began with the creation of the Sun and the Moon, AFTER the Trees of Valinor were destroyed by Morgoth and Ungoliant.

Unfortunately, he only kills blaculas.

Honestly, this scene still makes me crack up.