Hot take: I found Beasts of the Southern Wild to be annoyingly twee and overhyped.

Ah, the gentleman’s F. How I’ve missed you. 

I never thought I’d say this, but fuck you, porn.

That’s what I like to call a “spa day”!

She could definitely pull off a pair of Jewess Jeans.

You beautiful person, you.

Cue twitter post by Vin Diesel vigorously defending Cohen and using the word “brother” 50 times in one sentence. 

Did anyone else think that was a picture of F.F. Woodycooks?

THOMAS BARROW SERVES HIS MAJESTY, GEORGE V, A CUP OF SOMETHING THAT TASTES ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE, ENTIRELY UNLIKE TEA.

Doesn’t sound exploitative at all. Sounds like a pretty outstanding thing to do for people who would otherwise never have the opportunity to learn a trade like that, let alone get paid an honest wage for it.

Could you repeat that?

Gooooooooooood dammit. This is such bullshit. I just re-watched the whole season and it’s so good. So creative and it dealt with some dark issues in a surprisingly uplifting and funny way. I was really looking forward to seeing where the second season was going to go. This is just shitty. 

I assume you’re talking about the early episodes, before some idiot ruined it.

In theory, communism works!

The real crime is Daniel Craig’s coldblooded murder of a southern accent.

In ep. 7 of Sex Education, when Eric’s dad said, “Maybe I am learning from my brave son,” my wife and I both started bawling our eyes out.

How will they save Downton THIS time?????

This whole story is so sad on so many levels.

Later awarded the Legion d’Honneur by de Gaulle for acts of bravery in a time of war and being a good boy with a smooshy-wooshy face.

My wish is that if they do see each other at the end, her first words to him are: “Ready for that dance?”