That poor dog.

I misread this as “Steve McQueen to Direct Back-to-Back Mission Impossible movies” and got very excited.

He’s a champion of death.

To be clear, the line is, “Where they cut off your ears if they don’t like your face”.

Sandra Bullock is totally his daughter—at least I’m guessing that’s what the screenwriters originally intended. There’s so much foreshadowing, even a moment where Stallone has the opportunity to find out his daughter’s whereabouts, but then says he doesn’t want to know because he doesn’t want to traumatize her (or…

That’s not a fair thing to say at all. Butt plugs are not worthless. They make some people very happy.

OK. Let’s get one thing straight. His regnal name is “Elessar”. Enough with this “King Aragorn” bullshit.

Answer me this, fam: do I HAVE to watch all of Iron Fist to appreciate The Defenders, Jessica Jones 2 and Luke Cage 2? It’s soooo fucking bad...

Can we please get a show where Ann Dowd and Margot Martindale play the matriarchs of two opposing hillbilly crime families?

Holly Hunter was so awesome in this role. She really deserved a nomination this year. One of many great moments:

Yes! I was in the audience for one of the tapings. Great show. Comeback Kid is still my favorite.

What does it say about me that at first I thought that Antonio Banderas was Ricky Gervais with a beard?

Uh, burying the lede much? GoodFellas on February 1!!!

The issues of race and colonialism are two of The Crown’s most glaring blind spots. The scenes set in Africa in the first season were particularly offensive, with every black character essentially reduced to mute frescos staring adoringly at Elizabeth. When the one servant prostrated himself in front of her, I almost…

True, but I think there are many people who espouse Nietzsche and only focus on the “will to power”, “god is dead” parts of his philosophy, while conveniently ignoring his attacks on bitterness, apathy, and anti-Semetism. Much like many Rick & Morty fans love the way Rick blows shit up and doesn’t give a fuck, but…

Hey. It worked. It worked!! I’M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!

I just lost my uncle to brain cancer. He also had a glioblastoma. I wouldn't wish it on anybody. It's pretty awful.

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Did you at least get a free frogurt?