Can someone please make a gif (with text) of the granny who says, of the Jenga game, "Oh, I didn't know you could use all your hands"? I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER AND A DAY.

THIS. Does Mark know about the wide variety of strains? Isn't he on the West Coast?? I feel like there's no excuse.

GREAT THANKSGIVING NAME!!

I don't think this is doing enough to make everyone feel old.

Listen Mark. Just keep your panic attack havin ass at home if you want to smoke weed. YOU ARE RUINING EVERYONE'S GOOD TIME.

When we forget about him. Our attention gives him life. He lives for this.

I'll be honest, I am curious why she stayed with him for all these years, but in no way, shape, or form do I blame her for her husband's actions nor do I think she's complicit in any way. It just hurts my heart to see people in long term relationships that are filled with dysfunction.

Nigel's bringing it.

Hi Rachel, I'm Robo Trumble. Now you have a black friend, and you can go tell those fools your Black Friend said they can fuck right off.

I'm wondering how long it took for it to thaw enough to be cut into, and how much melty meaty water it left on the table.

"You hold your breath."

That's one of the main reasons I wish there was a hell: knowing how many of these "Christ"-like assholes would be suffering there for spreading hate and fear.

This is not to say that a non-American cannot or should not weigh in on issues in this country, but you certainly shouldn't.

Look, we agreed to keep Justin Bieber because of Canada's "you break it, you bought it policy", but Piers was already broken when the fed ex guy dropped him off. Return that shit to sender.

if they're going to stick with Lady Vols, and the Lady is appropriate because it connotes someone who extends courtesy, then I see no reason that the men's team shouldn't be called the "Gentleman Vols".

OF COURSE U PUPPETS AT JEZEBEL WOULD IGNORE THE REAL STORY

I want this life

This may be the first time in history that breaking into a choreographed dance with your mom made someone cooler. You do you, Juelz.

sometimes i just think you want people to fight you