I'm so very sorry about all of this. On behalf of white people everywhere, can I offer up some of our dances to appropriate, do badly, and take credit for? I think we have... the waltz? The polka? River dancing? TAKE THEM THEY'RE YOURS!

Also, any guy who enjoys blowjobs and uses "dick-sucking" as an insult is a fucking hypocrite.

What's wrong with being a dick-sucking whore?

Alamuddin is a way prettier name than Clooney.

You shut your mouth with that right now. Don't you dare compare a goddess to a Goopy.

But she likes Blake Lively. It is not just because Goopy is younger. Goopy is just so easy to make fun of. I mean, look at that face! That is a face you wanna throw a drink at.

In Hawaii, and amongst my Native and American Indian friends, we don't call it "Columbus Day," we call it Invasion Day.

I'm with you.

I'm going to reserve judgement until we find out how annoying these people were.

I freaking love pumpkin. I hate pumpkin spice though. Ew, cloves.

The people on my reservation have to support Subway because they are the first national chain restaurant to open here. They provide jobs to my people because there are not a lot of jobs here. They also provided us free food when our reservation didn't have power for almost a week. Subway has been good to my people.

I worked at Panera for a short time (worse job ever!) and I feel the need to clarify that the actual bread donations are very low and most of it got thrown away. They had a ton of hoops for charities to jump through and we only had one get the donations about once a week but they market that it's every day.

The irony is, it could end up an epidemic here in the US if people panic badly enough about the prospect of an Ebola epidemic here in the US. One of the biggest reasons Ebola is so bad in West Africa right now is because people were freaking out, refusing to cooperate with controlling local outbreaks, and just making…

Yeah, I usually roll my eyes pretty hard any time I hear someone say "god told me to!", because there is like a 99% chance that whatever they're doing is hilariously batshit.

Eww my ex used to do that last thing too. He worked nights, so I'd come home after an hour-long bus ride and he'd just be getting out of bed. And the first fucking words out of his mouth would be "what are you making for dinner?"

Whatever you say, Least Memorable Ghostbuster.

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what not to wear was always more to help the woman find her OWN inner self - often they were hiding behind clothes or just weren't sure how to express themselves through style. even with the weirdest of participants, Stacy and Clinton maybe joked around but always focused on helping the participant get out of their…

The Republicans want this to happen. Your life bleeding out in a back alley somewhere or imprisoned is the tax they want to levy on you for being a woman and having the gall to try and control your own body. To them, everything is working out according to plan.