I heart Jon Stewart so hard. I feel terrible, bc I know he's married, and he proposed to his wife in a super romantic way.

OH. MY. GOD! I am so fucking done with men thinking they can dictate reality! For whatever reason, I've been unnaturally ragey lately. My idiot bf is hogging the little patience I have, and is the reason I have very little left for assholes like these guys.

I'm so embarrassed.

Thank you so much for answering me! I figured it would probably vary between different companies, but I just never fully understood that world.

That's so fascinating! Since you work at another station, I have a few questions for you:

Khloe is everything.

As a recovering addict, I can attest that the photo accompanying the cabbage casserole...the one described as being sprinkled with cinnamon-flavored meth? That actually looks so much like heroin that my heart races just looking at it.

I'm sorry, but assuming the worst of Gwyneth Paltrow is just good common sense. I will not accept that my distrust of her means I'm a bad feminist. SHE'S a troll!

Hahaha, duly noted. Humility is a concept that rarely needs to be oversold to me, I assure you. :)

May I ask, how does one go about finding out whether one's area is also subject to gerrymandering? I vote regardless, just because I bump into too many republicans to feel right chancing it, you know? But I'm really curious how I could find that kind of information, from reliable sources?

This guy is SUCH a shitstain. I had to add that word to my Swype dictionary just now, just for Scott Brown...ugh.

More on the party, from their website:

Hehe, yes it is. :) I feel extra special knowing that party isn't everywhere! However, knowing now what they are now, I can't see them in Texas, that's for sure.

I am, like, ALWAYS impressed across the board about your comments, and this one is no exception.

Gah! Too late again! This is the second time in the past few weeks I've discovered someone awesome was here for questions after it was over. :(

DAT BIKE THO

Harry Styles is 20 years old, according to the internet anyway. Does proclaiming his (completely justified) love of BoyzIIMen make him feel like he's into "the classics" or something?

My mega crush on his son is unaffected by this news. Hopefully Gene didn't pass this sentiment on (pun unintended forever because puns aren't funny!) to the object of my lady boner. :-/

Maybe it's just me, but when I imagine this level of entitlement on a man, I just don't see him also being the type to seek validation of his shitty ways via an advice column.

I don't know if other super petite chicks do this, but...Eva Longoria and Amy Poehler are almost exactly my height, so...I kind of like seeing them in pictures to see how out-of-place I might look next to people I'll never meet, or in places I'll probably never be able to afford to go.