TEARAWAYS!? You just made me spit-laugh (totally a thing) imagining that!

Remember when Clueless came out, and it was cool to wear thigh highs with short skirts? I submit that as further evidence that only women have a shot at making socks of any sort sexy.

Just came here to say the same! Seeing him do the Carlton makes me unreasonably happy. For some reason I cry whenever I see high school marching bands cover top 40 hits, too. I'm a mess!

Haha! I tried to be open-minded, like maybe it's sexy in a homoerotic way that's gone over my head, but I think you're right! I've only seen socks look sexy on women who paired them with heels (and long legs...lucky bitches!)

Today I will be searching for an unblurred version of it, if only to see the male answer to the classic sexy gynecology appointment pose. I'm convinced we're missing something hilarious with his hands and twig & berries!

Admittedly apropos of nothing, I'm transfixed by the lower left image. Order of thoughts:

For me, the real trolls are the people who, after hearing the other two bids, choose an amount that's like $1 over or under one of the other bids. Fuck. Them!

He went bald! http://www.businessinsider.com/blues-clues-ho…

Thank you! That was one of the first reactions I had as well. I hate to be do contrarian, but what's with the porn dig? And the thing about having to take/send nude selfies left a bad taste in mouth, too.

Haha! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I'm probably just bitter because of a life-long struggle for sufficient pockets. That's why we ladies are so frequently crazy, you know!

For a proper sartorial metaphor, I respectfully suggest that phone belt clips are the equivalent of wearing white socks with those black sandal shoes that come in rock climbing rope colors.