Dude, designing cars is not your thing.

Uh...NH is straight up nuts.

if i was a chick id date you more for the corolla (RWD FUN JAPANESE CAR!) over the jag (WOOD GRAIN COKE SNIFFING DAY TRADING!)

That’s why when I had this:

I think I’d rather have a kit car with a twin turbo Chevy V8 that the real thing. I’d be too afraid to really push it lest I cause $20,000 worth of damage everytime I redline it.

Perfect for when the Covenant come our way.

After reading the question, I hoped to be the first smart ass to post a HotWheels M3. For dashing my hopes, have a star.

Ok, I’ll take the regular RS3.

I’m so high right now and I can’t stop laughing at this.

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Then they would’ve had a 5-star wanted level and Fort Zancudo all over their asses.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

Wow. And to think I’ve erroneously called it ‘Cleveland’ for years.

“Somebody fix this...”

Fuck him.

I think my favorite is “Jimmy Garoppolo.”

Muddin’ is so 2015.

We go VW’n now.