Dude, designing cars is not your thing.

Because 90s kids will sacrifice just about anything to re-live classic Nickelodeon. I would still shove a bitch off a mountain if it means I could take home a piece of the Agrocragg.

Fact: Nuclear reactors are just a bunch of Demogorgons running in hamster wheels.

That should be the format for the next debate...get it wrong, hit the bong

Uh...NH is straight up nuts.

if i was a chick id date you more for the corolla (RWD FUN JAPANESE CAR!) over the jag (WOOD GRAIN COKE SNIFFING DAY TRADING!)

That’s why when I had this:

I think I’d rather have a kit car with a twin turbo Chevy V8 that the real thing. I’d be too afraid to really push it lest I cause $20,000 worth of damage everytime I redline it.

Perfect for when the Covenant come our way.

After reading the question, I hoped to be the first smart ass to post a HotWheels M3. For dashing my hopes, have a star.

Ok, I’ll take the regular RS3.

I’m so high right now and I can’t stop laughing at this.

I only clicked on the article to see if my old roommate was talking shit about me.

Somewhere Bill Belichick just became urgently aroused, and he doesn’t know why.

Then they would’ve had a 5-star wanted level and Fort Zancudo all over their asses.

Shamelessly stolen from the Reddit thread about this:

Episode V: The Barb Strikes Back.

Episode 10: What About Barb?

I don’t see “The Barb”!?!