I’d watch. I’d so watch.

Which heroine? I like Wonder Woman. Hopefully, our heroines manage to stay off heroin.

Cowland responded: “We built it because we could.”

IOC spokesman (pictured); ‘ didn’t happen, everything’s fine.’

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

That song is about the business jet, not the car. It really pissed me off when people who drove G6's thought it was about the car.

Okay so this one time, I convinced my friend to let us take his dads 250 California out for the day in Chicago and...well...lets just say it was one interesting day off.

I valeted my ‘98 Cavalier a few times (currently at 251k miles, some rust on the doors - and at least one of the times, had a nice exhaust leak - also leaks gas a little. Good little car otherwise).

Oh you meant a horror story for me, not them.

I don’t valet park my car because it’s a stick shift, and also I’m poor.

Mayers’ bathroom break strategy caught up to her once she took the job at Yahoo! as she immediately proceeded to shit all over it.

At least he can blame it on getting neutered...I can only blame it on cheese and bacon.

Say what you want about Draymond but at least his shaft didn’t hurt anyone.

You must have a real hard time with biographies.

What the hell are you talking about?

Midland Chrysler says it still has to take the beast out to the track to make sure the gearing is right and the stock driveshaft and transfer-case can handle all that power.

The kid’s lucky. Zack Hample would have elbowed his throat for one of those gloves.

For some guys, firm isn’t what it used to be.

#mandatory