I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Yeah, thousands of employees combined with trying to coordinate secret, multi-million dollar advertising campaigns. It’s actually surprising they don’t leak more when you consider all the potential holes.

Wait, is that the era where 5'3 Muggsy Bogues was a starter and 100 pound Reggie Miller was an all-star? Is this the era where Steph Curry would be too small and weak to succeed in?

Magic was swept in the Finals twice - once with a not-yet-dead Kareem in ‘83! They had trouble with fucking Jerry Sichting but they’re going to shut down KD, Steph, and Klay? I’m sure Chuck Nevitt and the bench guys could totally handle Shaun Livingston.

Zaza’s career: 7.0 pts., 6.2 reb., 1.3 ast.; combined 8.4 VORP and 47.0 WS.

Right. I get that he has a viewpoint here and that’s great and all…

Gosh I hate this. Total comes to $12.02 and I get 98 cents back. UGH.

Identity theft is not a joke Jim, thousand of people suffer every year!

How is this a lie? It sounds like you’re making a semantic quibble, and you’re on the wrong side of it.

The real upset is when Zack Cozart edges out Bryce Harper thanks to his superlative defense for a 90-loss Reds team.

Having lost a friend in Iraq, a substantial amount of money in the meltdown, and my faith in America’s goodness under Dubya, this fact astounds me.

and you know Dubya is just tickled at that.

Not a vintage vagina yet ;)

Holy shit.

Even broken glass can be shattered.

I came here and didn’t see color.

So you think it’s normal to spend 3 years making the same bad joke that was already old when you started? I’m guessing you’re a dad.

In fact, they are probably thrilled they can point to a liberal as the racist “one” in their midst.

Every day he looks at her like it’s the first time he’s seen her. That’s just love, baby

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.