If every guy raised by a bossy mother became an anthropomorphic pigman like Weinstein, we’d have a lot more pig men around.

You would first have to think about if they cared about children, those same people wouldn’t give a damn if it was their own, as long as they get to keep that sweet sweet gun.

Seriously. I’m leaving the country for 6 weeks this summer and it can’t come soon enough.

Time for that extended Caribbean vacation. *sigh*

This is why I keep encouraging us to homeschool our children. A segmernt of white america is crazy...and getting crazier by the day....

“We should arm all teachers,” suggested people who want to see more dead children.

Can’t wait for the calls for a good teacher with a gun...I hate this place

Evangelicals overlook divorces, lending usury, rampant police brutality, and the purge of Mid-East Christians to punch down at lawful US women trying to get a private abortion.

i was coming down here to say, where is the church of satan on this? they could start a program that flies pregnant women in areas where abortion is inaccessible to whatever’s the closest approximation to the onion’s abortionplex, first class, and have some confetti and champagne ready for afterward. (what? it’s a…

I feel like Jennifer Lawrence is currently experiencing the same backlash that Anne Hathaway experienced. Like, I log on one day and suddenly everyone is so fucking sick of her and she’s so goddamn annoying but I don’t recall anything that would make people feel that way. I mean, she dated an older guy and they did a…

The "bad hair day - just get another one" comment is great!

I make a motion to start Dolly Parton facts in the style of Chuck Norris facts. GO!

FACT: Flowers don't bend to face the sunlight. They bend toward whatever direction Dolly Parton is.

FACT: Love of books is called bibliophilia. Love of cats is called ailurophilia. Love of Dolly Parton is called logic.

FACT: Dolly Parton…

I refuse to believe anything other than this. Forever.

She just did an interview on NPR where she talks about not being a natural beauty and just went with her idea of glamor. I really enjoy part where she says she doesn't have time to deal with her hair. "I never have a bad hair day. I don't like the one I put on, I get another one." Frankly, sounds like a fantastic idea.

Or they were licked on by kittens.

Sounds legit.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Dolly, you are now, as ever, my idol.

As far as I am concerned, she could be covered in scales and be hiding Maleficent-like wings, and I would still love her. Dolly is awesome.