Well I guess Roy Moore has someplace to go to now. But it is a “furin” country that don’t speak American so France is probably safe from him.

I didn’t feel any lube so it didn’t feel great

Pretty sure my company got a tax break, but I’m not sure I actually got anything.

Well file this under “What A Fucking Surprise!!” category

Why in the hell can’t she shut up and go away?

The second part. All they care about is getting in power and then using that power to punish anyone different from them

I honestly did not know the Oscars were this weekend until I saw some stupid commercial with Kimmel about it. Still going to skip it, got Subnautica to play

Unimog. Might break the budget though

Fuck the whole fucking stupid network

She doesn’t have enough class to be the Baroness!

Found you on the Twitter and followed! If I think of some new facts, I will add to the chain

so she has tats, big deal! If she doesn’t want to show them off, then respect that and move on!

That’s a good idea. I have family in Miami and would hate not being able to get there.

And so the war on women continues from the TGOP.

Texas maybe?

That they make fun of anyone trying to get fit (see trainers who post pics of people on social media and make fun of them)?

Epoxy + glitter. Apply liberally to statue. Watch the fun.

“Oh yes Mr President, you are the smartest in the world. Yes the people love you!! Yes it’s the biggest I’ve ever seen!!”

What?! We don’t have the budget for that!! After my superintendent pay raise, we barely have enough to get toilet paper!!