No, Double Dew keeps you hard. Diet Double Dew doesn’t.

emails about weiner-flavored tic-tacs being grabbed by cats.

Damn, you are a cheap bastard...the gravy is free!

With this election, it really is getting harder to tell.

Dude, that second sentence. That’s basically exactly how I view the legal issues of abortion—it’ s none of our damned business if women have abortions any more than whether they use pads or tampons so why do a bunch of mostly older men in DC think it’s their right to dictate whether abortions should be legal or not…

You know, despite Campbell being an ass at times, I’m tempted to say this wasn’ t his fault. You don’t really expect Campbell to be able to draw a woman of any age and not make her look sexualized, do you?

How much you wanna bet these emails consist of Huma asking Hillary for advice on how to handle her cheating husband’s Wiener?

This is why we should genetically modify men to have taste buds on their dicks. They’d be a little more picky about being so promiscuous.

On that note, I could totally envision an entire episode of nothing but the Doctor with a pissed off xenomorph. Of course, this would turn into a totally comedic episode and detract from from the usual Alien horror.

And make him suffer your whole 1st term sleeping on the couch!!

So, Your Dad is named Dick Hackaway who tells funny jokes to his nurses while performing vasectomies?

No, that’s how you teach your kids. I would go easy on my son when he was young the 1st time when teaching him how to play a game. The next round, the gloves came off. Now he can whip my ass at Chess, Monopoly and Magic and I call for him when I get stuck on a video game; I still beat his ass at Rummy though!

Love the pic you chose. It’s almost like Steve Rogers is saying, “What the hell are you talking about?” in response to the headline.

...and then you abort the left twix but keep the right twix, ‘cause the right twix is better than the left twix?

Well, glad to see you never chose to get an abortion! /s :)

Does this mean we get our candy AND our abortions x-rayed at the hospital on Halloween? Wouldn’t want anybody slipping razors and glass into our abortions!

Yeah, these ‘flavors’ really don’t go together well at all. Like you said, perhaps DS9 or even Voyager would have worked a little better. But only a little.

She just got off the toilet and hasn’t pulled them all the way up yet. Maybe she ran out of toilet paper or something?

It would be kinda neat if TWD turns into The Mist tv show...

Fuck that, throttle ‘em down to 33.6k. We’ll just have to make sure they stay on 24hr suicide watch!