I couldn’t help it, Satan© made me do it!

I don’t get this either. Best case scenario is he gets reduced charges since he did report it to someone, but he certainly isn’t some victim in all this.

Like public bathroom stalls. When I was a teenager working at McD’s, I’d have to clean the bathrooms at closing. Whenever I found one of these, I’d wipe my ass with it and place it back where it was.

You’re doing the Lord’s work!

That’s...really fucked up. I mean, how do you masturbate to a cartoon? And she always had those flies around her, makes you wonder,no? Would love to see you 2 do an interview about this, that would be hilarious!

It actually seems that’s the only way you get points. Gotta be hypocritical and all.

That shit was way too complicated. That species should have just said everybody is married to everybody and called it a day.

Yep. I don’t think they could (or would, rather) replicate that in the show. Because they would basically have choose one of favorites that you *wouldn’t* expect them to kill off - Daryl, Carol or Michonne. And that is one issue of a comic that I haven’t ever went back and reread because I don’t need to — it shocked…

Oh yeah, loved that movie. It seems that’s where Darabont got half of TWD cast from. At least Andrea and Dale had better deaths in that movie! :)

When I was out driving around as a teenager and we saw someone drinking and driving stopped at a stop light, we would yell at them to stop drinking and driving while throwing our beer cans at them.

Yeah, I’m just waiting for The Ultimate Assassin Carol to return. She will fuck Negan’s shit up and cry because she has to kill him. Then she will give Rick and crew an ass-chewing they’ll never forget for not having their shit together in the first place. And she will point out to Daryl how soft he has gotten since…

Hell, it’s The Walking Dead. We should just be thankful they didn’t find a convoluted way to make it the The Black Guy!

I swear to god I know someone like this and I would have better luck trying to use reason and logic on a 3 year old, than have any luck helping this idiot realize how hypocritical his viewpoint on this is.

Bear witness to the creation of the new, ‘Your Dad..’ meme.

Dana Carvey’s gotta eat and pay bills too, ya’ know!

What if you are female? Will there be an option for women to pee all over the place?

“Yeah, I love living with my roommate. And those yoga pants and sports bras she wears make her look so damn se- err, sporty! Yeah, sporty. Ya know, sporty, athletic?”

I would never be able to do this. Once I got the hose through the seat of my chair, I would be too distracted by all the other fun stuff you could then do.

I’m sorry, I got to this part and had to stop, “...And I want to fill my life with things that he wants me to fill it with and with other things that make me happy including sports and…pretty much sports.”

I always loved the really useful ones that really narrowed down the problem like, “IRQ less than or equal”.