Do you remember that episode of Different Strokes where Arnold and Dudley were molested by the bike shop owner?

going high hasn’t worked for us since what - 2000? i am sick of it. i am sick of us having to be the reasonable, rational ones. fuck all of that. they go low and they win. they go low and they obstruct a president for an entire 8 years. it is time to go low.

Peter Parker is acing that Barry Allen’s Superheroes Making the Right Decisions correspondence course.

So... it’s a cold day in hell?

Pffft!! I watched a couple of Romero’s zombie movies. One was in black and white and they ripped off every zombie movie EVER!

Well that doesn’t necessarily get at the issue. After all, in the Conan tradition, male heroes are quite often absurdly muscle bound and lightly clothed. Nudity isn’t the enemy in and of itself. It’s more complicated.

DAMMIT, Barry!

http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations

Only starring this so I remember to find you when we figure out how to ship you back to your home universe.

http://www.strangerdimensions.com/2015/01/21/the-berenstin-bears-problem-are-we-living-in-an-alternate-worldline/

Don’t underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Case in point, the US, November 8, 2016.

And all it cost was Spider-mans marriage, what a steal!

So at what point did Raddus join the Rebellion? Turns out it came from an exchange he had with Emperor Palpatine at a cocktail party where the Mon Cal had gotten particularly wasted:

Close, but no cigar.

Like this?

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.