Because Toyota wants desperately to “youthify” their image, but not desperately enough to actually make the car more enjoyable to drive. So, they phone it in by throwing a bunch of pointy shit on it. This should probably be called “youthanizing”.

It’s like Toyota designers went, “so you think our designs are bland? Ok, here’s our new design language. We call it “Eye Rape”.”

You could stuff like 500 burgers in that mouth.

Where are the obvious “to help you aim at pedestrians” jokes I expected to see here? You guys are slipping.

Another reason the check engine light never sets on the British empire.

This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

Clearly he doesn’t know what he’s got.

Time to buy 3000 shares of Rust-Oleum on margin you say?

Well, perhaps we should install it in our junker sailboat to win the local regatta over the yacht club types this coming summer....

Welp, this will solve your Wrangler’s wind noise problem.

Virginia’s minimum wage is $7.25 per hour, matching the federal threshold, but some workers at the airport earn as little as $6.15 per hour plus tips, reports AviationPros.

Glad you posted a picture. Long life the 747 (whether -8 or not).

I lived in Huntsville, AL (Redstone Arsenal) for 2.5 years. There is not ONE dealership or service shop within that town that I trusted with my vehicle, which is certainly not a Maserati.

Have at it, boys!

I did a white exterior with an all beige interior - just like your aunt’s 10 year old Accord.

The seats with the highest fatality rate were aisle seats in the middle third of the cabin at 44%.

Enthusiasts are not their target market. Just like all the shitty commercials that turn enthusiasts off...

I would literally rather buy an F-150 or a Ram just because of those cringeworthy GM commercials alone.

Or, rather, are “tactical pleasures” something that only happens when the Army is in the field? Is this a euphemism for gay sex?