The director’s cut is always too long.

I sort of have this theory that the NY offices are actually an experiment to see if they can push the city past the critical density event horizon creating a black whole that swallows the hole Earth and makes everything One With Amazon.

all your monies are belong to us 

If this car needed 100 pages of maintenance history to make it to 96k, then it’s going to need 100 more pages to make it to 125k.

The trucks a little too tall
Could’ve used a few less pounds
Tight headlight points hardly reknown
Ford has a black-tired beauty with big bright eyes
And points all their own sitting way up high
Way up firm and high

I vant to siphon your gassss

Some horses are already stanced.

Oh balls! The first car was front engine, front wheel drive.

A whole year? I know he’s rich, but not that rich.

10/17/2018: Jeff Bezos buys old Rangie for shits and giggles

woah that is a scorching hot take, you better be ready for the vigorous arguments over accord gen styling 

Fair enough. If the earth were perfectly uniform in distance from the center we would expect a ~3 foot drop in 4.5 miles. This would make a significant difference, probably doubling the time of our little experiment above.

but the nagging effects of gravity starts slowing a bullet down the moment it leaves the gun barrel.

I’m not an expert, but don’t guys usually try NOT to come first?

Honestly, with all the scandals and such and how things have been called.

counterpoint: all cars should have screamin’ decals of demons on them to proclaim EXACTLY how much personality they have

The results are what you’d expect. The M5, with its all-wheel drive beats the Demon in a straight-line drag race.

You have killed us all, you arrogant ass!

What if IG was were smart?