Parents?

Yeah, curry is a pretty important part of British life.

The real reason for the Red Legion invasion, to destroy our banks and remove the raisins and celery from existence.

Defo means “Hunter”.

Ooft, they are both fugly and I am in love.

Just copying the Duke of Wellington statue from Glasgow.  Standard play from Edinburgh.

On one hand I really want this, but on the other hand I know it will be horrible.  I fucking love cheese and pizza, but I think it might be too far. 

For a moment I thought that was a Destiny picture.

If you ever needed proof we are living in the worst timeline, this is it.

That’s tempting, though I am still waiting for my Dark Souls game to finish.

Big Irish are not British, Wee Irish are British.

As part of “not-Britain” you will not be allowed to import Pokemon caught in foreign regions.  It will be harder to get certain types of berries and some of the Pokemon centres will close down due to the lack of trained nursing staff.

I describe this as a gaming regret.  Saw the box saying “From Devil May Cry folk, you interested pal?” and I was young and not wise and went with it.  Hated it, then I was on holiday so I could not return it.

I don’t blame her, children are terrible!

Makes a pleasant change from “Twitch streamer has managed to say something racist”.

Previous monopoly syndicate complains of combative business practises.

I only had it 100% load once.  Worried is an understatement.

All she had to do was ask if his son had killed any more dogs recently.

The article literally has “

I am always thinking about eating and knickers.