DiRT 4 and loving it.

My favourite bit is Jezza’s cat being call El Gato, which translates as “the cat2.

I ran up the stairs at work the other week as I was really eager to sass someone with a killer zinger I had, plus it was optimal time for me to assert dominance with my class style. I decked it three steps from the top and looked like a twat in front of a lead who I will be working with soon.

I remember borrowing one of them from the library. I was very amused at running into the wall and the animation for him falling over.

Maybe the artists have no recollection of what a bed is after working non-stop for years and sleeping under their desks?

When can I get some hot human on krogan action? That is what fans really want.

Nintendo are bloody trolls today.

I want a video of Peg Leg Sue giving you a doing.

I have been crunching like mad for a few months but it is almost over, so hello return to having free time! I have a few games I need to finish (Andromeda and Horizon are the biggies), I want to pick up Night in the Woods and I will definitely grab Pyre. I am guessing the Destiny 2 beta will be in summer, that is…

Because please understand.

Are these ones in “totally affordable” price range or “haha, might just buy a second console instead” price range?

They pair up and then their children from a doomed future come back to prevent the doomed future. Hardly the worst child army.

I am looking forward to this. Supergiant are one of my favourite devs.

It’s Darren Korb, so probably fantastic.

Next you will be claiming there is a weird system in the games that the children of the multiple named characters are always of the different sex, because that makes perfect sense.

Absolute dumb-dumbs using the same name multiple times. Urgh. You would have thought someone would have caught that in QA.

I saw some people say that a new person called Marth (that name is already used, dummies) is on the list to get added soon. Wears a wee eye mask, has long hair and a sword.

I have so many “loading screen anecdotes”, it is painful. They are a terrible part of development. I have had developers ask why I am often reading some shitty internet thing with me answering “how much loading per day do you do?” Either you can test latest with a long load time or test a fixed point earlier in the…

As an outsider I find it fascinating. A lot of other countries (most?) would put the leader of the party forward for the highest role, but that is not really a thing with America. There does not seem to be a “leader” of the major parties, just someone who wins a popularity contest that comes round once every four…

I keep all of my salt in a pile on the worktop so it is always in easy reach.