I had an accident that totaled my 2019 Veloster R-Spec recently. (Emergency travel, middle of the night, etc...) I needed new wheels in a hurry. Of course, all the usual options for a small sporty car with a manual trans and the ability to transport a bike inside were in short or non-existent supply. (There were only…

This is the dumbest article I’ve read on here in a long time.

This week on: Car blog where the bloggers hate cars!

Raphael Orlove: “Non-EVs should be banned now.”

Dude, chill. It looks fine. If it looked futuristic you’d bitch about it too. 

Very inoffensive, handsome little car. Anyone who claims to “hate” this design is just one of those people who hates anything that isn’t what they’re used to.

GONNA FUCK NATURE WITH MY BIG V8 DICK

... yo.

I remember when you guys used to give real, plausible suggestions, seems like now this topic has devolved into some weird jalopnik contest to see which writer can pat themselves on the back for giving the most obscure response. 

Please give us a poll for the writer submissions so we can vote for whatever vehicle is already on the island. 

C’mon man, have some dignity.

This thing is very easy on the eyes!

I wanted this VW Scirocco

Oh yeah, those fascist automotive blog journalists are the ones we really need to be fighting.

Neutral: The Democrat messaging is that there is something wrong with being successful, that we need to blame those that are successful, and we need to hold those that are successful accountable for being successful.

The Cybertruck makes the Cybertruck look like an angular silver turd. 

Imagine thinking this is a good ‘joke.’

Cue the bitching and complaining about SUVs...

Yeah, that fly generated a lot of buzz

Fun fact, if you look up Jalopnik website statistics, the search terminology that brings more people to this site than any other (except literally “Jalopnik”) is “Tesla”