Let’s be honest, you’re not reaching out to every automaker that has a customer with wheel alignment issues, has fallen asleep at the wheel, or has defective panoramic roofs. Your reaching out to Tesla because a response from them would be clickworthy for you. Most of your email requests are of the un-slick tone...…

This is absolutely true. There’s no way that auto manufacturers can take Jalopnik, as a automotive website, seriously anymore. The hot takes, personal bias, and political rants of some of the few who have stayed have dragged this website down.  If I was Tesla, I’d tell Jalopnik to go pound sand too.  Heck, Nissan gave…

As a long-time reader of Jalopnik, well over 10 years, and a loyal fan to a fault, it pains me to say this but the fact of the matter is...Jalopnik is no longer viewed as a media entity worth responding to by Tesla or any other major manufacturer. It surprises me that so many articles here point out that “I’ve reached…

Jalops are going to shit all over this like Kanye running for President.

“What do we want?”

“At least their cars finally look sort of interesting, even if their lives are not.”
Damn.
Judge-y much?

Uhm. This review doesnt really say much. I know your time was limited and 99.99% of the buyers of these won’t care but how does it actually drive? was the CVT an issue? hows the steering feel? brakes? is there much body roll? is the economy decent? Does the update make upgrades to the interior quality? how does it…

Do you wear glasses?  If no, you should go see your eye doctor.  If yes, you should go see your eye doctor.

like this Monte Carlo that looks almost identical to it

I thought we were just picking random generic looking red coupes.

Swing and a miss.

Doesn’t everything?

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And comically easy to realize.

Neutral - Carvana isn’t a manufacturer selling new cars, Tesla is.
Big difference in new car dealership franchise laws/requirements and used car re-sellers.

Ugh. People make me want to pull my hair out sometimes. I was discussing the upcoming Z with someone on here and they finally said “I just wish someone would build a manual, RWD, 300 hp sports car and then price it at $30K? What’s so hard about that?” I wanted to scream “Then go buy one right now before it gets…

The argument about the bones being old on the 400Z are bonkers to me. Nissan is offering a *light weight, RWD, manual, easily wrenchable, cheap to own, 400hp tuner car at a *modest price (*relative to the competition like this Supra)... and people are still complaining. Why? It’s a jalop’s dream.  And it looks darn…

That’s saucy ‘round these parts.

Look at some of these posts, going on about their 8, 10, 12 year old manuals. These are not new car buyers and new car buyer do not want sticks, plain and simple. Funniest I saw was a truck owner complaining in Car & Driver that the 2020 Ford he liked no longer had a manual option. Said he was sticking with his 2000.…

Ahem...