370Z 50th Anniversary Edition.

VW is struggling overall for sales in North America. They see where the market is headed and are doing the shrewd thing, attempting to adjust to it... albeit very late to the party.

Hahahahahaha Yo Dawg! We heard you didn’t like the front end of the silverado, so we slapped it on everything. Fuck Y”all. Hahahahahahaha

Good luck in the grays.

Can’t think of a company I’d rather buy a vehicle from less than General Motors; and I have 2 Nissans so that is saying a lot!

That red RST looks great, would be even better in white.

Better, but still bad.

So, who ever is currently in charge of Chevrolet’s design team (I suspect Michael bay) needs to be fired and has no business doing this.

Maybe you’ll hate the new Silverado less as an SUV...

“since you could’ve polled parents about their minivan a couple of decades ago and they probably would have answered in much the same way. Who’s driving minivans now?”

Ingress, egress, loading height, seating position, ground clearance. 

So for those us Jalops who just can’t wrap our heads around the SUV trend let’s look at the data. We had a huge baby boom in the US in the mid to late 00's and that is now bearing fruit. The boom was NOWHERE near the post-WWII babyapoloza but we have a lot of kids aged 5 to 15 right now. Check out the chart.

Have you ever tried to get kids in and out of a car seat? It’s significantly easier in a taller vehicle cause you don’t have to bend over.

Before everyone starts saying that a similar size wagon or hatch has the same space, what you are missing is the vertical space.

They’re tall and easy to get in and out of.

This just in, hot off the presses: Major car manufacturer following a broad market trend!

As an English teacher, all grammar, spelling, capitalization, and so on have gone to shit. It’s so bad, that if I were to get worked up, I would’ve had a stroke four years ago. It’s like people don’t even notice the red squiggle 

I come here to clown on these typical jalops who want and cry for performance wagons, but can’t hope to buy them. Want analog performance cars, but won’t buy one new bc they’re poor or cheap or both. Want mfrs to make cars from their nostalgic youth, that are seriously outclassed and outperformed by even base family…

Sarcasm implied.