Has anyone taken singing lessions? Or is that talent just genetic or something? I play the cello and violin quite well, so I get music in general, but I really, really, really want to sing!

I'm getting married in a month! Weird. I was also so "I'll never get married! It's just part of the man's way to blah blah blah". But the financial benefits! Oh lordy. It's going to be awesome. I like my guy and all, but there are so many good things that, unfortunately, are only available to married people. Also,…

I watch this every day. Cause it's the best day ever everyday (If you're a cat).

I hated watching that movie because I saw myself in Zooey Deschanel's character and it made me uncomfortable. I am definitely the Sid and my fiancée is the Nancy. I want us both to be Nancy.

Diluted apple cider vinegar! The best for shine. Just let it sit for a few seconds, then rinse. Hair is shiny, clean and awesome (though stinky until it's dry).

Rotting=fermentation=ethyl alcohol production or something=my time to get doooowwwnnn.

I would like to see a beetle and a snake eating shrimp cocktail at prom.

Yeah. I just started teaching highschool, so that ruined teenagers for me. However, I just watched the video here with the lady giving birth, and I do not want to pull a two year old out of my vagina. So maybe you all can invent some Faust-style homunculi for me.

I want to give birth, but only if the child can come out as developed as at least a 2 year old, and somehow goes from 11 to 20 overnight, instead of having puberty and hating me and stuff. That's all. Make it happen, scientist friends.

Awesome! Sex is pretty good. I'm glad you had a good time! When I first had sex, I always think about it with a chuckle because I was wearing a shirt with the virgin mary on in and white panties. Super innocent. But, the guy did answer his mom's phone call mid-virginity losing, so you win some, you lose some.

I love Amadou and Mariam, and their song title Masiteladi translates to "unlucky". I don't feel all that unlucky, but the song is great and appropriate so certain situations. It's half french and half Bamanankan.

Jealous. I remember my super popular cousin had a roller skating party for her 12th birthday, and they played Sex and Candy and I was so into it because I was 10 and was like "Sex!!!!?1??1/!!!!" She's so kewl" then she ended up snubbing me since then.

Yeah, but internets are boring. I want to drunkenly flip to the channel that's a constant stream of R.E.M., Alanis, Shawn Colvin and old Ben Kweller and Saves the Day from whenever I liked them. with nighttime specials dedicated to Pennywise, Propagandhi and Jawbreaker (I know, they only had like one video). And…

Anyone else have an awesome lame-ass dog? Yeah, I know. She sucks, then she doesn't. She's sucking now. It's this deafening corgi yell. Not even a bark. It's like ear murder.

I didn't start therapy til this January, and life is really nice now. I'm glad we've found our peace.

I've just been slappin' mine around for good measure. I hope they'll get big enough to hold up a bridesmaid's dress without tape in three months. I'm using that clapper toy. You know the one you shake back and forth and it claps? It's super effective.

I'm sorry. Dads are dads, despite their flaws. I loved him, despite what his problem did in terms of my life (dropping out of school to take care of him, emancipation at 16). I miss him, and sometimes I even forget and think about something that he'd like to know about and want to call him. But my mom is awesome, too,…

My dad died as a racist and homophobe, but still left me with a love of Woodstock and all the diversified music involved in it. He was a good dad, except for the hate and drugs. #debbiedowner

I have a pet pig and I love bacon. I'm always scared she'll smell it and get offended or something.

I'm drunk dancing to Modern Family. So basically, I'm bouncing around and watching tv. But I'm dancing to my own drumbeat! (isn't that the saying, dancing to your own drumbeat?). Whatevs. I've got Abita with me.