I hope I don't wake up. If anything, I think he'll wake up and realize he's marrying a mad woman. I keep telling him that, but he won't listen. Hopefully he'll continue not listening (as far as my insistance of madness goes, but he's not a great listener, anyway. But, his good balances out the bad).

Settling in for a fabulous night in Spanx with my friend Abita Party Pack, and dancing as exercise to whatever shit is on MTVu. Yes yes yes. Friday.

For some reason, I feel like I remember him dying, but I was 3 at the time, and shouldn't remember such things. Weird. I only remember playing with hermit crabs and bouncy balls that belonged to my future home homeowner's kid when I was 3.

Question about the mask. I just started doing the oil cleanse meathod, and Crunchy Betty said not to mix up normal washes with the OCM. However, after reading the review here, I bought the Mint Julip mask and love it. Do you know if that's an issue? Will my face be all like, "what the hell, girlfriend? You're doing it…

I am right there with you. I watched it and laughed so much. We need dumb things sometimes. She doesn't (well, in the on episode) ooze stereotypes in my opinion. And as for the glasses, those are "hip" now. You can buy fake big glasses anywhere. It's just what's in style. I think that it's a show I will enjoy, and I…

I finally went to see what the fuss over Crusty Betty was about, and now I know why. For years I have been making a sea salt, honey and lavender concoction that's awesome, but I want more! So on Crunchy Betty they have that oil cleansing method y'all were talking about with the castor oil thread. I'm so trying that…

Just going to say I appreciate all the "y'all's" tonight, as an Oklahoman. Thanks, y'all, for representing.

Is your professor of hispanic/spanish descent? Maybe she is still keeping the "h" silent like in Spanish but trying to follow English rules, as in "an (h)istory of blah blah blah".

Has anyone taken singing lessons? Did they help? I'd like to sing and not sound like a dying yak mating with an elephant.

My mouse stories: Once I woke up because of this weird banging. Somehow a mouse had gotten into my kitchen trashcan and was running back and forth trying to get out. I tipped the can over so it could escape (with a broom, I wasn't going near that thing) then it ran into where my murphy bed went. Another time, I was at…

Where do you find time for life? Maybe I just haven't found my rhythm, but it seems like the work never ends, and when it does, I'm thinking about the kids! How do people teach and have families and hobbies and friends and fun?

Excellent. My word was shitdog.

Dear teachers,

I have Grimple Shrimple Newcat, Screechy Pete Noodle and Laser Latrine Killdozer. And for my fish, it's King Nacho, because one was named King Leopold and the other Nacho, but when one died, I didn't know who, because goldfish are goldfish. Thus, King Nacho.

I LOVE THAT AD! I mean, I hate ads, but for an ad, it's pretty decent. Yay dads! They are capable, too!

And photos that are not on the internet? Like, in my iPhoto folder? I can't figure it out and it's stressful.

Just going to throw this out there (I'm promoting Oklahoma City): I am living in a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house with a huge backyard, for $600 a month. My first 1 room apt. was $260. We've got some cool stuff going on here, so maybe you should check us out. (I'm just trying to get awesome people to fill the void left by…

I haven't had anything in my second holes in yeeeeaaaarrrsss. I have gauged first holes, so it looks weird. But on the dad thing, my dad was always like, "tattoos are so tacky" yada yada yada. I got my first tattoo at 16, so when he would say that, I'd be all like, "yeah, they're so gross!" He died when I was 18…

My stomach turned when reading about hand IVs. I always lay down on the X-ray table so when I pass out I don't injure myself or anyone else. I think it's because piercings are elective, but doctor stuff isn't.

Oklahoma? It sucks here. It's either winter, like yesterday, or summer, like today. I want to look back on a month and say, "Well, this month has season appropriate weather. What a great month!" but no. That doesn't happen.