Damnit. I was about to make some snarky remark here about how I was going to get the service, but between all of this crap and the new NES controllers being so limited, there was no way Nintendo was getting my subscription money.

cant forget smash. only reason Im going to get it.

Then what the fuck are the governments doing with the 20+% they’re taking from me already?

But lower taxes, AMIRITE!?

What’s your point? A lot of people haven’t played some of the games before.

You can get replacements at CVS

I did this last year. I disabled all notifications except for email, phone, text, and home alarm. Moreover, I widened the do not disturb window to almost 12 hours. I decide when and what to engage with. My phone is back to being a tool and not an appendage.

Any tv can be a dumb tv by simply not connecting it to the internet.

I think you’ll be extremely hard pressed to find a “dumb TV” in today’s TV landscape; if not an impossible task.

And I would join you kind SarDeliac, for that same amount; and I would offer to purchase lunch for both you and I at a nearby restaurant of your choice.

I would pay a hundred dollars cash money to watch Mueller and his team question this idiot live.

Because it’s nice to be better than people who shame others for their looks?

We can all see how ugly this man is.

“Wait, we can swear?” - the previous 157 victims

I haven’t seen a Dolphin choke that bad since Ray Finkle.

Oh come on. This’ll be great for those 7 people.

Okay, now a show of hands, how many Android users use a Mac?

You’re just saying that because the green one is the female M&M, male M&Ms matter too. /s

All Starbursts are delicious. However, only green M&M’s are good, all the other colors taste awful.

Related but not really related, I took a random vacation to Quebec City this fall and fell in love with it. Highly recommended.