I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

Not sure why that’s your business, but no. I have a computer.

HOLY SHIT THAT UPDATE!!!! I just gasped out loud in front of my classroom full of students taking a test. Fucking YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Quantity was not the feature that made those tattoos reprehensible. This is a bad take.

A standardized tattoo would be a really good idea, maybe with some sort of identifier that you could add to help point to whatever record you have filed with the state. Make the design available to tattoo artists and the public, along with a note that it will be considered gospel if you end up at the hospital. No more…

Can it be said one more time? The vile smearing of Corfman is why women don’t report being assaulted.

 They get offended by consent.

And yet they get offended by sex.

Ah, the internet, where slightly funny jokes go to get run into the ground for literally years.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

I agree with this Spartan.

lol, you guys. trip over eachother to beg them to take your $1k for the best phone ever, then next day complaining about the tiniest things.

I wish I could get the notch sold separately. Typical Apple, bundling things.

Can we stop calling it ugly? I like it and don’t appreciate Lifehacker trying to push clickbait titles.

I’m not an iPhone user or fan of their OS, but I like the notch.

Folks,

Pretty sure that phone is filled with thoughts and prayers. If only we could get them out of there, we could do absolutely nothing.

So instead of intelligent gun control like the rest of the civilized world has, Congress will pass laws saying we can’t encrypt our phones.

Death to ALL fidget spinners. It’s as dumb as planking or the ice bucket challenge. I hate everything, though.