I mean, you’re still gonna die. Happy Tuesday!

Not sure why that’s your business, but no. I have a computer.

HOLY SHIT THAT UPDATE!!!! I just gasped out loud in front of my classroom full of students taking a test. Fucking YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Can it be said one more time? The vile smearing of Corfman is why women don’t report being assaulted.

 They get offended by consent.

And yet they get offended by sex.

President Obama’s “health care for all” law was officially called the “Affordable Care Act” but has been nicknamed Obamacare in honor of its champion.

I agree with this Spartan.

lol, you guys. trip over eachother to beg them to take your $1k for the best phone ever, then next day complaining about the tiniest things.

I wish I could get the notch sold separately. Typical Apple, bundling things.

Can we stop calling it ugly? I like it and don’t appreciate Lifehacker trying to push clickbait titles.

I’m not an iPhone user or fan of their OS, but I like the notch.

Folks,

So let’s see these OPINIONS. Tell us about what is your favorite cutting board, why, and where we can get it.

So let’s see these OPINIONS. Tell us about what is your favorite cutting board, why, and where we can get it.

Seven years of campaigning against Obamacare, and the best the great negotiator can do despite having all of congress controlled by his party is an executive order. Pathetic.

Alternatively, the Amazon River.

Alternatively, the Amazon River.

That’s the new Echo Quench, sorry, forgot to mention it.

That’s the new Echo Quench, sorry, forgot to mention it.

Excuse me, but Trump has unequivocally denied that he owns a bathrobe:

So how long will it be until it’s only he and the kids, all wandering around an otherwise empty White House in their bathrobes, still trying to figure out how to turn the lights on?

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Oh come the FUCK on!