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I sure hope Omar Epps has a backup plan in case big ben can’t perform.

FTFY.

what a dick move

Does this work with f.lux? I remember that sideloading worked for a bit and then apple did something.

Beverly: “You sexually assaulted me! I’m suing!”

Well, to our knowledge, we didn’t just find out this year that Trump raped dozens of women. I mean, he raped nearly everybody’s eyes, but that’s not as bad.

I gave my friend syphilis in front of everyone at our white elephant gift exchange party.

Yeah, they make worse jokes at roasts. Move along.

Jaquiski Tartt must have read one of those Kristin Cavallari posts for him to have been so rough with Cutler.

elmo you piece of shit

+1

I see what you’re saying . . . and I suppose I would agree that the comment was snide toward the person who wrote the trackpad article. But now, while I was just trying to be a little bit humorous (albeit with poor execution and no contribution to a conversation), I’ve found myself in a unnecessarily long conversation

Or perhaps c) I forgot to use my sarcasm font.

Only slightly-related: If you’re a mac user, I’d highly recommend OpenEmu (http://openemu.org/). It’s free and really easy to use / set up.

You sure this isn’t a picture of a mummy from egypt?

But why would I want to do that when Google sells all of my information?

Hey, watch your fucking mouth.

A revealing story about how Americans are still racist. And stupid.