These are so great! But it makes me hate people when I finish reading them.

Thank you for not using the picture of the piece of shit who perpetrated this tragedy.

Dr. Foreman!?

So, this will be a terrible experience if you have a narrow garage.

Well, Trump’s is worse and he’s worth almost 10 times more than Davis.

If anyone needs help deciding, I’ve been using the Marathon M705 mouse for about 4 years and have loved every moment.

If anyone needs help deciding, I’ve been using the Marathon M705 mouse for about 4 years and have loved every…

JJ Wat?

This face frightens me.

As someone who believes in God, this is supremely embarrassing.

I once saw a homeless person start to skip— bottle, hit him right in the dome. He forgot the rules. He’ll remember next time. Yeah, I threw it. I don’t care. Why is he happier than me? He shouldn’t be; I’m rich . . . spiritually.

I’ll leave this here:

He’s the physical embodiment of Shia LaBeouf shouting “JUST DO IT!!!”

Probably to texas natives since their team sucks.

Presidential head shelf.

He LITERALLY is obsessed with guns.

This picture reminds me of the french dude from Oceans 12, except that guy was actually cool.

Where even is anyone?

A useful link for my fellow americans: http://bit.ly/1JZC6IO

I too have grown to be okay with it.