If anyone needs help deciding, I’ve been using the Marathon M705 mouse for about 4 years and have loved every moment.

If anyone needs help deciding, I’ve been using the Marathon M705 mouse for about 4 years and have loved every…

JJ Wat?

This face frightens me.

Out of 41 tries, I got it twice. : (

Holy shit. These people want to rule our country.

I couldn’t agree more, Josh.

Wine would be sick. I’d also be down for midnight blue steel. How sick would that be? Sick as frick.

So sick it has ebola

This will be my reaction if they don’t reveal a new Apple TV:

As someone who believes in God, this is supremely embarrassing.

I once saw a homeless person start to skip— bottle, hit him right in the dome. He forgot the rules. He’ll remember next time. Yeah, I threw it. I don’t care. Why is he happier than me? He shouldn’t be; I’m rich . . . spiritually.

I’ll leave this here:

AOE reference on point. +1 for you, sir or ma’am or apache helicopter.

He thought there was a Brazilian dollars in gold there.

He’s the physical embodiment of Shia LaBeouf shouting “JUST DO IT!!!”

This makes me so uncomfortable.

Probably to texas natives since their team sucks.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Wait, I don’t even get a secret guac recipe after paying $75 for a goddamn bowl? Fuck you in the ear, Jeb!

It’s not a bad strategy, I must say.