No, Mr. Pie. I read the whole article.

This was my favorite iTunes icon.

I must be experiencing an anomaly because iTunes works almost perfectly with my Mac. the only problem is that the wireless syncing with my phone is not always available despite my phone being on the same network. But it’s not a deal breaker and that’s really the only problem I have.

Presidential head shelf.

He LITERALLY is obsessed with guns.

This picture reminds me of the french dude from Oceans 12, except that guy was actually cool.

That’s what I told the girl I had over last night.

Where even is anyone?

A useful link for my fellow americans: http://bit.ly/1JZC6IO

Oh my god this looks amazing. Even this far in the article, I’m wishing they made a smaller version. I’m a long-time iPhone user and this is the only phone that would make me jump ship.

I too have grown to be okay with it.

Neat.

I didn’t back up my data.

Nice try with the title, gawker.

HA! That’s a mouthful. ; )

teledildonics has to be the greatest word I’ve heard all week.

penis

I won’t lie: I’m most excited about this character out of the others.

ok.

Hello Mr. / Ms. Befitzero,