wrenchingly?

I swear to jebus, if this is just some marketing campaign for a goddamned Meryl Streep film.....

1. The idea that America “desperately needed” a birthday song is hilarious.

Nice to know that KFC uses its R&D department to develop this and not on actual fried chicken that tastes good and doesn’t spurt grease like some mutant nightmare hagfish.

who has the rights to that? i need to see a spinoff with phil and lem, stat. or maybe they could just do cameos in every other show that has scientists. agents of shield, csi, the new x-files....

As a former long-time optician, I believe her because she appears to be removing her glasses by gripping the front rim, not yanking on the temple—which is a good way to break your glasses, yo. Newbies always grab the temples, and then complain when it snaps off or comes unhinged in a couple months.

Yup. My glasses are heavy, even with the high-index uber fancy lenses, and cost a fortune. They don’t go outside because replacing them would be a hardship, but getting another pair of disposable contacts is NBD.

Yeah, I have terrible vision (like, can’t see the big “E” terrible), but no one ever knows because I wear contacts from the moment I wake up to the moment I go to bed, and usually only throw on my glasses when my dog makes me take her out in the middle of the night. So, I guess what I’m saying is, my dog can vouch…

The scene where he decides to wear a werewolf costume all the time because it’s easier than being a black man in New York is amazing. They treated the underlying point respectfully while still having a sense of humor and, I think, shining light without making anyone feel defensive. Maybe this approach will succeed in…

like I wasn’t gonna vote for her before but now I feel like I should consider it just to fuck with Linda Tripp.

All this talk about intergrity from a woman who secretly taped private conversations with someone who considered her a friend so she could try to take down a politician in a sex scandal is pretty rich.

My favorite running gag was Titus’ obsession with what happened in the bunker. Specifically when, after hearing a story, he was side-tracked by learning the bunker had side tunnels.

Don’t remind me of my sadness for Better Off Ted.😢

Outside of being one of the funniest shows I’ve seen in a LONG time, (maybe even since the wonderfully weird and woefully missed Better Off Ted) this show has, hands-down, the catchist, ear-wormiest theme song of all time.

While a babe-in-arms should never be sacrificed to further one’s floral ambitions, this isn’t as bad as the headline would have us believe.

It’s been pointed out several times that the “woman” is a young girl holding her younger sister. Please correct your false click-bait.

That’s not a woman, that’s a nine year old.

not sure celebrities’ opinions are any less valid than say, the writers of jezebel articles.

Wow, it must be nice to be so goddamn secure in your politics that you can just go PSHHH FUCK THESE AIRHEAD BIMBOS AMIRITE. You didn’t even link to the letter. It seems wrongheaded in a lot of ways, and it’s not very nuanced, but it raises some questions about human trafficking and the institutionalized lack of choice…

A show I love that does a great job with this is Brooklyn Nine-Nine—diverse cast, rarely, if ever plays into stereotypes. Andre Braugher's character is a black, gay man who is married, and the only way you would know it is because he mentions is and is married to a man. His character description would read more like…