Can we seriously talk about the fact that it's not like teen boys have no issues of their own? I'm raising one and he feels every bit as self conscious and scared and weird as I did as a teen girl. The difference is he isn't allowed by society to show it or he will be called gay and a pussy only further demeaning him.…

"I saw it snowed once. Therefore Global Warming isn't a thing."

the expression on his face is violence inducing. he's like that uncle who's telling you about how you need to study harder whilst copping a feel off of you

"By science I mean carefully selected scientific articles that fit my ideology"

God, there are plenty of people on the right just as bad or worse as Cruz ideologically, but I don't think any of them are as repulsive in every aspect as he is. No one else has that constant simpering jerks-off-in-a-mirror expression or that "I'm so taken with my own cleverness I can barely form a sentence" delivery.…

YES. You assumed you were ugly throughout high school, despite evidence to the contrary because of your mom's freakout about your changing body during adolescence, not limited to whining to your pediatrician about why you weighed so much, telling you to always wear long sleeves because you're arms are too fat, and…

my first reaction to this was that this sounds terrible. What boy is going to take this seriously and admit that he doesn't require huge boobs on a skinny bod in a potential girlfriend?

Perfect. Then how about telling teen boys to shut the fuck up about other people's bodies.

HOW ABOUT TELLING GIRLS NOT TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT TEEN BOYS THINK?

You want a smoking president? I'll give you a smoking president.

That makes me sadly nervous. The lunatics aren't going to stop their seething hatred just because he's out of office.

Not being able to open a window in the spring/summer would be terrible. I love the smell of a nice breeze on a sunny day.

Love this! Tried it on just one nail to see if i could actually do it since i'm pretty inept.

Thanks for the idea. I added more glitter and my nails look like they just finished fucking a unicorn but totally fun.

Speak to me of your favorite glitter polishes.

I love using tape designs! People always compliment my nails when I've done them like that. It's so easy!

I've wanted to try ombré nails for awhile now but currently I'm discovering the nifty ways you can use tape for designs.

I did it! Er, kinda.

since you taught me this a few years agi, I've been doing it over just base coat, in the reverse direction. i love how well it camouflages chips and flakes!!!