I always have a small place of rage against women who are all "teehee I'm just naturally thin! you know BECAUSE I ONLY DRINK LIQUID, RUN 10 MILES A DAY, AND GET PAID TO WORK OUT LOOK THIN." We could all weigh 98 pounds if we were paid thousands of dollars to do so.

This is so gross. That it apparently wasn't an option to simply get a corset she could wear and ALSO EAT IN is bananas.

I have a feeling people are going to be saying "Take these cookies!" a lot now.
It was amazing.

Countdown clocks that tell everyone that there's a train or two directly behind the one people have been waiting for for 15 minutes would help immensely with overcrowding if I'm not busy panicking that another train won't come for 15 minutes.

I know this will be unpopular, but Gods do I hate her.
Her stupid show erases the existence of any non-white people living in Brooklyn. She is a shining star on body positivity on tv and in hollywood, I guess. She isn't actually atypical in anyway, besides being whiny, with no taste in style or fashion.

The first time…

Also, you can totally clap with one hand. Dude should slap himself in the face for being wrong about, apparently, everything.

You can't clap with one hand – it takes two hands.

Niles was the absolute best.

A lot of that sounds like it could come straight from Jenna Maroney. Especially the feud with the dog and grouping family murders in with auditions in the "weird" category.

But I don't need a trainer standing off-camera, gesticulating wildly and waving around a piece of meat, to know where I'm supposed to look.

Is this where the Niles gifs go?

"Still, it was that same desire to do good, to serve mankind if you will, that led me to become an actor."

An electric ice cream maker.....Thought i would be churning out epic experimental gourmet ice creams every weekend. Too much work, plus I'll never be able to match up the R&D teams of ice cream giants....

For me, it's not so much what I bought, but what I might have bought *instead*. I need new bedding, a new pair of indoor mocs. I need new sets of towels, new kitchenware.

But what do I buy instead? some techy toy or other, some music equipment that I thought would amuse me, but didn't.

I was about to buy another tablet.…

I learned from my parents that whatever they are offering at the timeshare presentation is never worth it. You always think you are smart enough to resist, until you are not. And even if you get out without buying anything, an hour or two of getting harassed is really not worth it. Luckily my parents' isn't exactly a…

A back yard swimming pool. Although it gives us lots of enjoyment, it is crazy expensive to run and maintain. We only use it 3 times a year and it is very cold.

Pool table. $2800. I thought it was going to be the big draw for my kids to have friends over. Never happened. I used it a few years.. and then many years later sold it at quite a discount when we were moving. I think it was $1100.

A Mary Kay starter kit and inventory. I cracked under the crazy amount of persistence and pressure from the sales lady. Seriously one of my most mind-boggling decisions ever, which I instantly regretted. Fortunately found a site (pinktruth.com) that explained how to sell it back to the company for most of what I paid…

A timeshare. In Gatlinburg, TN. It our one year anniversary and we went to Gatlinburg as I had never been. We met a really nice woman who was offering $100 and lunch to anyone who would attend a meeting and tour of the timeshares. We wanted "free" money and were sure we could never be talked into buying a…

Easy. My wife and I got Kirby'd just a few months after buying our first house.