Any updates on planets in other solar systems that would support human life? Because I am fucken out! I can’t stick around to watch the end times, it's too excruciating. 

Yup, I am that masochist. I have an 11 year old whose original owners couldn’t take any more of his crap and were also terrified he would kill their newborn baby, so this idiot stepped up. Going on 9 years (and a baby of my own) later, I can say he has finally mellowed!! I just need skin grafts for my arms to help…

Wow, she really laid the imagery on thick...wtf???

Sorry, I just Googled him and I see he is not a prince! Ha! Still, dodgy money and all that... 

He’s not in her league alright. Also, is he an actual member of the Saudi Royal family? No amount of hotness can cancel that skeeve out. 

Yikes, with family like that, who needs enemies?!!! I thought my family was toxic but it would seem we have room to improve! 

So it’s not divorce, but it’s just as expensive in that you are running two homes. I think I will just stay single, thanks!

That’s weird, I am slim, inclined to get skinny if I am busy/stressed/sad and high waisted jeans are my bff. They give me the butt I always wanted but never had. Low waisted jeans make me look like my waist is 5 inches thicker than my hips. I must have spent €1000 on Pepe jeans that made me look like a man having a…

Looooool! 😂 

I hope you are a nurse, you would rock at it! 

People who do that make me weep with gratitude for their existence. It is such a kind thing to do, and homeless people's feet are so insanely important. So many of them are on their feet half the day because they have no choice, coupled with severe fungal infections and ingrown toenails and what have you, it must be…

They both can afford Keepcups, just saying... also, he is stealth handsome, like Steve Carrell and, erm, Ray Romano.

Yes, until I read this article I thought it was that (totally unacceptable) use of the word because none of the reports I had read previously actually specified what she had said. I am stunned at what I have seen here, tbh. It is horrible, and it is hate, no question about it.

Jesus. That's bad. 

Exact same in my family, except my Dad had separated from his partner (who he met years after he and my mother broke up, she still got the blame for their marriage ending!). My mother ‘claimed him back’ in his death announcement, and sat up front in the widow’s position in the church at his funeral. It raised a few…

Lol, why did I read the first paragraph in a Lucille Bluth voice! :) 

I am sorry, maybe my ironometer is on the blink, but I don't find this funny at all. 

For a split second, I thought this was real! I want to back in time to that split second and live there :(

This. Their friendship wasn't an accident. 

Hey, narcissists gonna narcissist...