OK, I am going to jump in here (probably because I feel attacked right now!) and speak as someone who uses four languages regularly and has a smattering of another couple. I live in the country where my fourth language is spoken, and it is by far the weakest. But I can do everything from conversation to doctor’s…

She is having a whale of a time with Melania’s outfits. She can't keep a straight face!

I feel like she needs rollerskates for that outfit, Starlight Express style. 

LOLed way too hard at this! 😂 

Her present day hair is deeply silly and she should let it go...but it is probably written into her contract that she MUST have hair longer that shoulder length. 

Good luck! He might learn from you :) 

I think referring to it as ‘stupidity’ lets this monster off the hook somewhat.

I am pretty sure you have to renounce your ‘aasshole’ title when you receive your ‘savage murderer’ title? 

Maybe I am psychic, but I am thinking your boss is generally a shit boss, right? Because people who respond to employees concerns about their safety in that way are probably totally inept at all aspects of people management. I am sorry you are going through this. It is not OK. 

I reckon the Olsen twins were just being totally mean and sarcastic to Kim, I hope she never twigs! :(

You just missed the rugby World Cup. It was full of extremely beautiful, thicc rugby mans :)

Needs waaay more stars ❤️

I know, my blood ran cold when I saw his photo before I had a sec to read the headline! Werner, please don't be a pig! 

Preeeeeecisely. It's HIS JOB to perpetuate this poison and sell it to young boys as a way to treat women. 

*snort*

I guess he broke her psychologically years ago and she has no agency now to stand up for her own child? Seems to be his area of expertise!

This.

Hot, botoxed crybabies. You did it! You reduced reality TV down to a perfectly functional tagline! When our future alien overlords land here and need enlightenment on this topic, they are going to save themselves HEAPS of time if they just skim Jez and hit this article first! 

Exactly. Wtf is this madness?? 

I am apoplectic just reading this horror. Is this not fucking officially abuse? It is so creepy, I just can't. Not to mention, fucking false.