This story just sounds dreadful. So much about this story is wrong, like Jamie Spears agreeing not to have contact with his sons for three years. Isn’t he gravely ill? Like, wtf does Kevin Federline have on this family. Who are the good guys here? Are there any?!

Fucken Bono...

Oh, haha sorry, phone autocorrect! But that’s even more frightening!! Or sexier...?

Croke Park?!! That is the least sexy place on earth surely, smells like GAA and The Church! 

If there is anyone who has fucked in a portal potty, I want their names, so I can pledge my allegiance to them if we experience a zombie apocalypse or somesuch. That takes true grit. No amount of drugs or alcohol can make that bearable. You just have to be an animal. 

At this point, considering his age and enduring hotness, I do not think it hyperbole to start using the word ‘phenomenon’ to describe JG. 

I reckon the secret to Jeff’s success and ever happy demeanour is that he has been microdosing acid for years, as inspired by Cary Grant’s achievements in this regard. It’s how I want to spend my retirement anyhoo. This is what good acid looks like to me :)

I reckon the secret to Jeff’s success and ever happy demeanour is that he has been microdosing acid for years, as inspired by Cary Grant’s achievements in this regard. It’s how I want to spend my retirement anyhoo. This is what good acid looks like to me :)

And to me, that move was totally patronising, she thinks he is a fool, I love it!! :) 

Woah, that’s some expensive looking bullshit! It was hilarious though, but are these perfume campaigns just an in-joke by fashion houses?! They are laughing at the plebs who can only afford their perfume, right?! These ads can’t be in earnest!!

Oh dear God, I swear I can actually taste your comment in the back of my throat!

I have run out of eyeroll for these boobs. It’s making Zoolander and AbFab look like documentaries. Is it the cocaine?!!

Boy, am I glad that, other than what I have just read, I know nothing of these films! 

Lol, as someone who made some really serious mistakes in the 90s, including but not limited to fashion statements, I am also very underwhelmed!

I lol'd

Solaris did it already I guess? I still haven't seen the Soderbergh version but the Tarkovsky one is astonishing. 

Maybe Kelly has a few receipts himself... 

So, industry bigwigs are funding this? After Epstein, they must be thinking of a much more economical (and in R Kelly's case, believable) way to...solve things. 

Yes, I guess I am (partly) selecting partners on their hands! But nobody can argue that a nice big set of shovels would feel nicer on you than scrawny bird hands! Or maybe people are into scrawny bird hands. I would consider that fetishist! 

I had one much taller boyfriend, and, nah. Like to be the same size roughly as guys I date. The sweet spot for me is a guy about an inch shorter. Don’t know why but there is always mad chemistry. I should add I am 5'9" so a lot of guys would be in my ‘cool’ height zone.