I think I can guess how somebody fucks by their hands. Not the 'size' comparison, how they are in bed. It's huge for me. Is it really a fetish? Seems kind of logical to me! 

*shudder*

Yeah, me too, I think he was guiding her through. They were walking into a sea of pap flashes, it must have been discombobulating for her if she isn’t used to it. Anyhoo, I think KH and JF have gone back underground.....cos it’s spicier! :)

LOL, no waaaaay, who could have imagined that inhaling synthetic substances directly into your lungs would be bad for you?!!

Ha, oh, then I say the word ‘mules’, but I do not know what it means!

Where are they now?!!

Lol, the family wanted him to end it. Because it’s almost will time and she would be a smaller chunk out of that as an ex wife?

I actually think they have gone back underground again, because the sex is better that way or something. It’s too staged looking, and that ‘Jamie is free to do what he wants’ comment is wild oversharing by their standards (of course, assuming it happened at all). I NEED TO BELIEVE!!! I actually thought of Bobby when I…

Are those not mules though? Or I am just totally missing the joke. I, maybe, like them a bit? *braces self for merciless mocking from people who don’t live in sneakers*

I chuckled at the word 'appalled'. I am sure he is! 

Considering her soulmate and long time associate just died in tragic circumstances, she seems...chipper...but I suppose it’s been almost a week? JfC.

Yeah, you aren’t supposed to put your toilet paper in the loo on the Cyclades because they don’t have sewage treatment facilities there, so I don’t think they can spring for a ‘my dealer scammed me’ 24 hour hotline. Cos that’s what is rumoured to be what went down...I would believe it.

Sorry, I should add I am a mother of a small boy, with a social media account, and I didn't know this insanity existed until today. Who are these loons? I bet they all think they are feminists too *retina detaching eyeroll*

Precisely! 

Wow, just wow. 

That’s funny, because that kid is from Northern Ireland, and the word Chucky is probably not the name Chucky, but a derogatory name for a Catholic, from ‘tiocfaidh (ár lá)‘. Which means she and her family are probably rabid loyalists that identify as British! Can’t wait to see her as a teenager. Yikes! 😂

Also, wouldn’t weight loss involve him getting slimmer?!

Whatever about Simon, I need to up my mother game! :)

If you flick between the two pics quickly, it gets real...dark....

What happened?!! Am I just looking closely at him for the first time because Jez kind of made me (ew, thanks), or is this some kind of misadventure/illness? I feel like I am tripping on LSD when I look at these pics!