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And yet you know when Roman Polanski, Woody Allen, and Bill Cosby die, those fuckers will not only be included in the In Memoriam segment but will have goddamn laser shows accompanied by the Mormon Tabernacle Choir...

One Latino winning does not really refute my overall point.

Not without a green card joke being thrown in (by everyone's favorite woman-beating white guy) for good measure, though

Would you like whole wheat toast to much on?

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

I really, really hope Linda Colt charged that dumb customer for an Irish coffee and not just a regular one.

Around age 7 I was obsessed with Transformers. When my parents bought a Suburban I was convinced it was Optimus. I would lie down in the third row and talk to him. We were going to get married.

I don't see anything you should feel bad about - you were young and in a rough situation, and you did the best you could. :-( My professional internet advice is that it's time to forgive yourself.

We had an horrid relationship, the last 2 years where whiteout sex We had already broken up, I came to my apartment to find him inside it, lucky me the guy I was having sex with was waiting for me at a part several blocks away, Called my best friend because I wasn't going to be alone with my psycho ex...

I was

This is some brave shit.

people would tho, we do it a lot. kerri strug, etc. playing through the pain, etc, is a very well loved trope and is super celebrated. is it great that this pressure is there? no. but if someone makes the decision to do it, fuck shaming them, like fuck that.

This makes me so proud, you have no idea.

Seriously. Erykah Badu is an icon known first and foremost for her music. Azalea Banks is some little shit who is most famous for feuding with Iggy Azalea. It's cute that she thinks Erykah Badu is jealous of her.

Yeah, fair enough. I edited to correct my mistake.

Well I was just using the term from the person I asked/responded to. I don't know that much about it or what most people would call it. I'd first heard it called "woman friendly porn".

If someone is asking if the first time you have sex with them is the best they have ever had then they have some SERIOUS self-esteem issues. red flag!!! red flags everywhere!!

Because you love them and you have lots of sex where you don't fantasize about someone else, but your mind drifts sometimes?

As a Jew, fuck all these people. Fuck them right up their self-righteous, ignorant asses. With a hot fire poker. That has barbs on it. Twice. No, three times. At least.

Yep. And it's a form of racism. White men committing violent acts (unless they are like, poor rednecks or something) get analyzed and people try to find explanations that somewhat absolve them of some of the responsibility.

"He may be mentally ill, but he's also a fucking terrorist."