I’m working on creating some sort of scholarship for guys who have either already gone through their whole trustfunds or just want to prove to their dads that they can do it totally on their own with their parents only paying their rent, car, and insurance. We’re in the beginning stages, but a kickstarter is in the…

I’m DYING. Clearly you need to jump on that mentorship program, because I can imagine Samantha Bee monologuing the shit out of this.

So, his family can only vote for Hillary over his dead body?

Are they though? There was a man in another state (Florida, I think) who got arrested for feeding the homeless too close to residential neighborhoods, and in that case the point of the law seemed to be that people in nice houses shouldn’t have to look at homeless people.

Worst place I ever got sick was camping in the Sierra Mountains with my family. After a week of camping, on our last night, I was struck with a really nasty stomach bug. We had spent the afternoon drinking margaritas, so when the first wave of nausea hit, I thought it was the tequila. But no. How I wish it had been…

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I have a question. What do people do to listen to music in the car? Does everyone store music files on their phone now? I still like playing cds there because I think the sound is better and it doesn't rely on my phone to be charged. Thoughts?

As a guy who happened to wander in here...

It might be weird, but I sometimes make decisions based on what I think I'll regret on my deathbed. Will I regret eating this doughnut on my deathbed? Probs no, into my gob it goes. Will I regret not taking the chance to go on an impromptu road trip with my friend? Probs yes - off we go!

Interesting.... they don't call me, but I'm assuming it's because I don't have a house phone. I do get weekly visits from religious people trying to "spread the word". Maybe I should start telling them that every time they interrupt me (I work from home), I'm going to donate $5 to the secular organization of my…

I keep getting called by pro-life organizations, so I've started donating $5 to Planned Parenthood every time they call me. :)

ummm, so how does everyone hate candy corn?!?!?!?

this is one I actually used. I was five years old, playing with my cousins at my Babcia's house. She was making dinner and was a terrible cook. When she called us in for dinner, I told her I couldn't eat because I was sick. She asked what was wrong, and I told her it was prostate cancer.

My brother and his (then) wife were already in town for our wedding. They were staying in the same hotel as my parents and my sister and all the other wedding guests. Come the wedding, though, they were a no-show and had checked out of the hotel. Asked for an explanation, he said "I forgot where the wedding was taking…

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Every time you post, it makes it even less effective for you to insult others' intelligence.

Yes. In fact, that may well be the only type of MRA logic that exists.

The thing about social justice/change is that, by very nature, it's supposed to disturb your everyday life. The status quo is being disturbed. If change of the status quo bothers you, then you likely benefit from it. You're going to be disturbed. You're going to get more and more stickers until stickers are no longer…

The Starbucks policy is to remake the drink if there is any problem, they're not supposed to just pour the drink into a new cup. So even if you didn't expect them to do that, that's basically what you were having them do, over a sticker. Then, you wouldn't even just let them do that so they could move on with the…

don't you know that the barrista being paid $8 an hour is in complete control of company policy?