I was so ready to roll my eyes, but it's a pretty punk/Runaways-style remake.

Sounds like some middle school kids doing 90's era Sleater-Kinney. Which I guess isn't necesarily a bad thing.

My clients usually add 30% to the tab if I've used cellophane. 25% when I give them a beyond expectation scalp treatment and finish. My ladies are GORGeous. Always.

Seriously. Food is so cheap here compared to many places (including northern Europe). Between exchange rates and our generally lower prices, it is a hugely selfish and petty thing to do. C.A. Pinkham, I know you can't mess with this person's food, but how about their posting rights? :) Not that I would ever…

The upside is that, if anyone has ever deserved a shitty tip, it's you!

Those ungrateful Poors. Obviously wasting money they clearly don't deserve.

Never, ever, EVER come to America.

Please stay in the Netherlands, then. Preferably in your house and nowhere near a restaurant.

this is literally jesus punishing you for talkin shit about chris evans

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

thank you erin

My theory is that when Stacy Dash made a pact of eternal youth with the devil he also removed her ability to be empathetic & rational.

That is the adventure of a lifetime.

Did you really just defend someone by explaining that his friend was tricked into believing he could save a magically alive Tupac Shakur by assassinating a politician... for an Xbox? You might want to reexamine your life choices.

Just curious, are you a guy? Your feelings on what qualifies as what should make someone afraid reminds me of a not quoted often enough line from Margaret Atwood:

Tyce (the guy they beat up) tricked Eli (the guy wanting the Xbox One) into flying to Israel to rescue Tupac Shakur (who they believed was alive and in Gaza at the time) and to assassinate the ex-Prime Minister of Palestine. Tyce was to buy Eli an Xbox One upon successful completion of the mission. Tyce only bought…

[...]it's obvious I'm in the minority here.

Hate on cheap people who don't tip.

Update!

Yes, yes, yes! I am tired of the horrible oppression Christians from the Midwest have had to endure for literally CENTURIES here in America! Especially the *rich* ones. Oh, what a horrible existence to have endured. I feel such secondhand shame now.