*thumbs up for flossing*

Hey Dionne!

Is there a way to find out the percentage of kids who aren't vaccinated at my future child's school? I'm getting married and buying a house, and this is now something I feel like I need to know about the school district we're purchasing in. Is this something I can just call the school and ask? They have to have the…

There is so much victim blaming going on here. Sure, perhaps the mother is also a monster, or, more likely, she is a also a victim of this terrible man's abuse. Domestic violence isn't just physical - it's more than likely that he was exerting a LOT of power over her - emotionally, psychologically, financially, and…

I don't know this situation, but I work with DV survivors and quite often women who are being terrorized in abusive relationships end up losing their kids - sometimes permanently - because they're not able to protect them from abuse. This woman might be a monster, but this could also easily be another case where the…

I think that they are not allowed to edit or add to the play? That is part of the issue. Instead they are going with student written monologues which I think is a cool idea and probably more inclusive. I'm not convinced though that vagina monologues is that offensive. Maybe I'm missing something.

Sounds like she was a real bridezilla!

At this point my dick is fully retreated into my stomach and my nuts were following close behind.

I love this blog. I've done everything humanly possible to avoid restaurant work. My mom waitressed to feed us. 2 -3 restaurant jobs at a time. Knew it wasn't for me. My body is wrecked at 37 because I have always taken warehouse and lifting jobs. Pick up heavy shit move it to another location, put heavy shit down.…

Believe it or not, people get hospitalized and die from the flu. Sure, that's much less common for this to happen to otherwise healthy people, but it does from time to time. And if even you're generally healthy, if you get the flu you just make it more likely that others will get infected as well. Look at it from a…

I was on a date with a guy who was, well, not the brightest crayon in the box. He was a self-proclaimed vegetarian, but for some reason made an exception for chicken. We were at a diner, and he was grilling the poor waitress about what kind of oil the fries were cooked in, whether there were animal products in the…

Dumbest thing I ever did, that I still feel bad about: I had recently moved to a different state and went to order from Domino's online. I signed in and ordered my normal pizza. Awhile later I get a call from the delivery guy saying he's at the house. I go to the door and there wasn't a delivery guy to be seen. I…

Homer: "Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?" Lisa: "No." Homer: "Ham?" Lisa: "No." Homer: "Pork chops?" Lisa: "Dad! Those all come from the same animal!" Homer: [chuckling] "Yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal."

STOP. FUCKING STOP IT. EVERYONE KNOWS BACON COMES FROM PIGS, ESPECIALLY JEWS.

#NotAllJezebel-isms

A) I have literally never heard of this, ever.
B) This would not work going from medium to well unless you had an actual grill on the table.

True; Pinellas County is the Florida of Florida. Signed, former Florida resident.

I know a lot of people in the queer community whose lives have been irreparably damaged by intolerant religious people, so while I feel for those who resort to this sort of thing to cope, I have zero qualms about pointing out that the religious beliefs that drive people to do this are absolute bullshit.

I won't bash these people and their obvious struggles. I extend no such courtesy to religion.