Just why...WHY would this be your favorite pizza in the first place? Have you never had real pizza? Wait...didn't she first live in Miami when she came to America? Because that would make sense. I'm a transplant from the Northeast living in Florida and the pizza here is so bad I could believe someone without prior…

Also, yeah it's a pretty shitty thing to do. You going to a cheap place for hair cuts doesn't mean you don't have to tip. It means your stylist probably gets paid even less so for goodness sakes tip them!

Also thank you!

Cellophane? I don't color my hair (almost said dye, oops!) but my hair dresser does a fantastic job, provides scalp treatments, brings me tea, etc. 30% seems fair. I always leave feeling like I've spent the day at the spa.

Can anyone tell me what exactly to tip a hair dresser? I always tip a lot to make sure I'm not under tipping by accident but I would like to have direction.

So don't eat out in America.

Ask her. And understand she maintains the right to change her mind at any point. My husband often falls asleep spooning me while cupping my boob. I could care less. I think it's funny and kinda cute. But if I changed my mind, he'd stop.

Who said that? Directly. I saw one person acknowledge that it is disproportionately women but it definitely happens to men too. I have 2 male friends that I know of who were being abused by their wives (one of them subsequently got divorced). If I acknowledge that I know many more battered women, I am not saying these…

It's cool. You've just got that James Dean, daydream look in your eye.

This theory makes so much sense.

Yeah, he's the coolest guy on the planet. He does a lot of homeless/addict outreach, being a recovered/ing addict himself.

Yeah, my friend, who is a gay Episcopalian priest who's very open to other faiths, got hit on by a guy who called himself a 'white cap' pagan. He called me to ask me what that was and....to be honest I though it was a kind of mushroom.

I actually convinced my husband to see it with me. I'm not sure how, but I hope it's insane enough to make up for him not letting me pick another movie for like a year.

There's just no way this man actually expects to be president. It's got to be a really elaborate form of book signing tour.

If you truly, honestly believe that, why are you saying "he"?

Exactly. I worked at Starbucks for 6 fucking years and made a lot of morons "coffee latte"s. But if you swear and scream I will suddenly lose all comprehension of what you could possibly mean. Because fuck you I'm a human, not a coffee monkey. Also, you shouldn't scream at monkeys.

I feel this. I'm like a 9/1 of same to opposite and almost all of my relationships have been same sex. But I fell in love with and married my opposite sex husband and live in the south. We get asked all the time how he "fixed me" or what I am. He's amazing and will let them know quite clearly I was never broken. And…

Oh yes! My philandering ex wife is a Jess. I'm on the "because fuck you, Jess" bandwagon.

Just wanted to say, you seem like a lovely person.

Their parents should also be invited to the reading.