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MaryMotherOfGoats
marymotherofgoats

I originally saw "lesbian grill and hookah" and didn't even blink. Because every lesbian I've ever met loves them some hummus and hookah, so why not have a dedicated locale? Now I want to open a lesbian grill and hookah.

Thank you for this. It has made me look at myself, and made me deeply uncomfortable, which means I needed to hear it.

You win/lose. You win/lose so hard that I would honestly invite you, a complete stranger and, who knows, possibly serial killer to my house next year. I have a dog, but his breathing is fine and no one quit drugs for him so help yourself to the pot.

Do you listen to yourself when you talk? Seriously, read that shit you wrote out loud for Christ's sake. Fuck. You just gave me a headache.

I hadn't realized that legally it wasn't statutory rape in that state. That said, it still seems odd to me that Jezebel takes zero issue with him.

I'm sorry. Are we all pretending Rob Lowe didn't statutory rape a 16 year old? Am I mis-remembering facts? Or do we only dislike unattractive rapists, now?

Can anyone tell me what the appropriate tip is for delivery drivers? I never know...

The Catholic church seems to have the same approach.

I was raised Italian American, so we ate a lot of traditional foods. When all the other kids said pizza, my favorite food in the world was calimari. To this day, squid in any form makes me deliriously happy. Other kids seemed to find my love of squid pretty odd.

While working at Starbucks (not in a mall or near a food court or anything) I once had a woman wander in and demand "one of them hotdog pretzels."

Hey now, as some on who moved to Florida and loves it, I want to point out there are essentially two different Florida's: the liberal metropolitan Florida, and the rural conservative Florida. Half the state is New England transplants that hate snow, myself included.

I had found out my now Ex Wife had cheated on me yet again with yet another young woman. Not "fucked" cheat, mind you, but written love letters to, taken on dates, and offered to leave me for. She refused to call it cheating but she was certainly not being honest or faithful. That, combined with emotional abuse,