My sister did the exact same thing. I spent far too much on the exact things she wanted after going on and on about all these "amazing" gifts she got me. Come opening time, I got a bracelet with the clearance sticker on it and a mini jar of lavender body scrub made by her local Girl Scout troop. She got my the…

And the K-9 pees on him while he's handcuffed on the ground.

I'm all rah! rah! rah! when it comes to differences in sexuality and people having their (consenting adult) desires, but when you build a life out of the way you like to fuck, you're an idiot.

Thank you for deigning to talk to the rest of us lowly plebes. Good to know the fact that I think ranch has a place makes me deserving of being called the weird kid who eats paste.

Oh Jesus H.
Okay, the first guy is definitely a loud tool and deserved to be shamed to the max for his outburst. But for fuck's sake, just give someone the shitty dressing they ask for. I don't care how many hours you put into perfecting the special dressing for your special salad, don't be that guy. Don't be a…

Paper chains using colored construction paper. I like that everyone can make a small segment and link it up to be a big chain. Then you can put it up all around the common room and your residents can see what they made.

So I'm working at a group home for men with developmental disabilities this Christmas Eve and Christmas night. Some of the guys are going home with their families, some are staying, and I want to show the ones who stay here a good Christmas! Please help a Jew, two Muslims, and a shoestring budget orchestrate a…

I used to play that all the time in my college English classes. It's like playing Where's Waldo with 15 Waldos. How was lunch?

Please tell me when cheating is not a bad thing. It is that easy. Don't have sex with other people's boyfriends. Done. I'm not perfect but I'm also not a home wrecker so I'll throw all the stones I want, thanks.

On a scale of 1-10, how guilty should I feel about the fact that I will probably watch the shit out of this?

Every quarter a corporation needs to show a profit or the shareholders revolt. Doesn't matter what the economic realities are, they must show a profit.

AW MAN. Why is it that the Lord must notice our faults and strike us down for them? Ima clutch this coffee cup all the way to hell.

1. Too many Azalea/Azaleias. Old person brain cannot compute.

...what about tepid drinks? If my tea is hot, but I forget about it while reading (watching the Pioneer Woman), then drink it, am I still cool?

It said the study monitored their internet usage, so maybe the religious porn-watchers refused to participate? "Wanna be in a study that tracks which sites you visit on the internet?" "Heck no!"

*ahem

No, you're not required to post "all possibilities."

'Former official wants limelight again. Will do anything'

That C. Everett Koop quote was way better than my rationalization. (If I kept it, it might get spent on booze and drugs anyway.)

When you sit in those things for hours upon hours nice comfy fuzzy seats are worth their weight in gold.