That's not how any of this works!

Making fun of the way Asians speak English. Ah, the kind of racism that never goes out of style.

Thank You.

Shhhhhhhh.

Car site/assumption/sexism showing/ugh

that man is now officially my new hero, and to hell with anybody who says otherwise.

Never ever ever ever ever

That video with him drinking all that fucking water will never not be funny. Just timeless.

Cool. You called me a name AND disputed one of the things I posted. We have a winner!

Oh, did I strike a nerve there, Norman?

His soil is iron deficient.

I thought as mulch.

Presumably the reverse of the shirt reads "Or else we'll feel entitled to kill you..."

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

I don't think a ground up car is very good for using as mulch.

Sculpture, or, mulch?

Actually I was the first to report on BACN years ago (that I know of) and this piece is more about saying that this is not a big mystery which everyone else plays it off to be. Also, need to introduce this operating location to FA readers

Two and a half minutes of spinning aimlessly does not a rally driver make.