I am just shocked (shocked, I say!) that a company whose stock in trade is objectification of women's bodies and that has been a major driver of the female bodily ideal that is porn-meets-catwalk would have thought up such a campaign as well as such an idiotic replacement for it. Shocked!

Who pissed in your cheerios? And if everyone in the world isn't here simply for my amusement, then what the fuck are we all doing here?! You have brought so much to my attention, completely turned my world upside down. Must go apologize to all the people in my life that I use for my personal entertainment.

'I was watching my favorite sports show when I noticed that the person talking at me was black, which is kinda funny, right? Then I noticed my boner, and realized she was a woman too. Hilarious! Anyhow, from there it was a pretty short walk to 'slave-themed celebrity erotic fiction' joke, which was so clever and sexy…

I think it's weird, but also I don't ever have, like, squee-level crushes on celebrities anymore, so that might be why. Just not in my nature, I guess?

OMG they're going to eat all the caribou...

None of it is scary, at least not to a great power, because we all know Putin isn't stupid enough to start World War III. The United States and her allies all have enough nuclear weapons (that are in slightly better shape) and delivery vehicles to turn the entirety of the Russian Federation into a multi-colored sheet…

Another great article, Tyler. The videos were interesting, and I appreciated the map showing the firing site and the impact site; it makes it easy to extrapolate that distance into the continental U.S., which I'm sure is what Putin is intending with these gestures. I find all of this worrisome; growing up in the…

Whelp...Just another boozed up ballistic missile in the Baltic unemployment line come the first of the month.

Meh. Nobody but Ukraine is scared of his conventional forces - so he wants to wave his nuclear wang around to make himself feel important. As if the US doesn't have its own insurmountable nuclear stockpile with myriad unstoppable delivery options.

ahh I'm going to be that person. This post doesn't belong on Jezebel. Humorless ojectification something something. Sorry guys!

I thought it was cute the first million times. That and all your celebrity BFFs is something I never need to hear again.

Nope :(. They were still relatively gutless.

Asking this sincerely, not sarcastically. Why'd you go with the Qporte over comparable M5, AMG, Audi S-line, CTS-V options? What pulled you to Masarati?

What a load of crap.