She's lying about looking at your medical records, so reporting her will do you no good. She's also a crappy diagnostician. I don't know what her issue is but if I had to guess I would say borderline personality disorder comorbid with substance abuse. (I am in no way qualified to make a medical diagnosis.)

Some of us like both.

The _____ Show.

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What a fucking douchebag.

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Huh.

A voice activated coffee maker is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. You are touching the coffee maker when you pour in water and add the coffee, why would you want to add questionable voice technology when all you need to do is press a button?

Is that Chinese?

I'll remember that the next time I'm deity shopping.

Nope, sorry, you're confused about my point. You're also doing some serious mind reading about my emotions toward this woman.

ATM machines are a marvel of the modern age.

I would love to look but I'm trying to be a good commenter so Santa doesn't put coal in my stocking.

I don't have feelings toward her at all. However, the justice system doesn't care if she's Mother Theresa reincarnated, she was convicted, sentenced and then escaped. Even if she wins an appeal of her first conviction she will almost certainly go to prison for the escape. Her best hope is for a presidential pardon. I…

I find Sarah Silverman to be physically impossible to enjoy. I'm always cringing in expectation of the next awful thing she is going to say.

A point which has no bearing on the discussion.

And yet, she was convicted and sentenced.

Oh, for the love of all that is holy, go read about felony murder.

We've been close friends for better than ten years. Last year I sent her $120 around Christmas time and that was enough to make a nice Christmas for her kids. They do most of their shopping online from China and it was sort of amazing how little some things cost.

I sent my friend in Moscow all the spare cash I could get my hands on so she could stock up on food for her and her two kids. I can't stand the thought of kids going hungry.