I thought that was awesome. And I have no desire to try it.

In all fairness they've also churned out some real dogs.

It's hard to be cynical when you're grey.

I was all "oh, my" when I first saw that episode.

You always scare me, but in a good way.

Do you think my hubby would notice if I traded my minivan for a Porsche?

Thank you, this is the image that came to mind when I heard this story.

And one C cell.

He means the witnesses are black and therefore they are liars.

A friend of mine owns one. They are the most fun ever.

How many rounds of ammunition do I get?

We're still flying U-2s? I'm kind of embarrassed I didn't know that.

Tell her you're pregnant and not sure if the father is black or brown.

You sound like someone looking for a selfie-stick beating.

You're never going to get to Carnegie Hall with that attitude.

Practice makes perfect.

I guess you just need to have the knack.

Huh?

Mix the two and you've got the world's best toy.

You just need to learn how to throw them is all.