He means the witnesses are black and therefore they are liars.

A friend of mine owns one. They are the most fun ever.

We're still flying U-2s? I'm kind of embarrassed I didn't know that.

Tell her you're pregnant and not sure if the father is black or brown.

You sound like someone looking for a selfie-stick beating.

Huh?

Scumbags flock together.

Thank God. It's not like he smoked a joint.

There are enough weddings here in the spring that we could field an almost infinite number of teams.

These cars were ugly back then and they're ugly now. CP.

Yes, it's a horrible idea to try to teach yourself with a vehicle that you don't own and don't have permission to drive.

Roseanne did something offensive? Color me shocked.

I think I see your problem: "so I felt like I could pull a fast one on an unsuspecting and/or oblivious seller. "

It had to be done.

But what about running costs, maintenance and reliability?

Congrats, you!

TY.

The yellow cord is to ground the chopper, I think, but what is the black cord for, talking with the pilot?

This is why I don't play video games.

Oh, look, you're out of the greys. Kinja can be so tricksie.